So how do you do the Falcon Punch correctly? Glad you asked.
-You have to scream “FALCON PUNCH!” or else the maneuver will not take effect. Without “FALCON PUNCH,” for some reason, the opponent will not seem as fazed. This is one problem with’s Sonic’s Falcon Punch (above).
-You have to have fire. There is no way you can do Falcon Punch without fire on your fists. It’s just not epic that way. An easy way to do this is to get flammable gloves and light it with a lighter. Another easy way to get fire on your fists is to obtain the Triforce of Power (unlimited fire) or steal Captain Falcon’s helmet. These are key components to a simple Falcon Punch.
-You really need to have long arms. Upon impact the flames will automatically assume a falcon structure – an easy way to tell if the Falcon Punch is complete. However, if you have stubby arms, the phoenix formation might be too epic and you might singe yourself in the process. And when you end up crying like a baby after a Falcon Punch, all the epicness is immediately sent down the drain.
Here are some failed Falcon Punches:
…It’s just not the same without the fire. I don’t blame him for being an ape and not yelling “FALCON PUNCH,” but Donkey Kong will never be as epic as Captain Falcon.
This must have been caught after the Falcon Punch, because I’m surprised to see our Falcon Punch veteran fail. Samus is another story. Falcon Punch will never be complete without the burning.
We’ve talked enough about what Falcon Punch shouldn’t look like. This is what it should look like:
See the fire? That’s what we want. At the moment of impact, the phoenix will pop up, finishing the epic Falcon Punch. You can’t tell, but he actually does scream “FALCON PUNCH.” That’s why Luigi is holding his left ear. It’s so painful.
The uses of Falcon Punch shall remain anonymous. Search it up on a dictionary, but beware. It may scar you for life.
But it is certainly epic.
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The kind of post you would expect from Swizchese.
The Urban Dictionary has a good definition for the Falcon Punch.
Lol.